Such what can't be quantified

"I can't have my legacy end with American Chinatown!"
One of the many wonderful things said this weekend.

Another great thing to be overheard:
"What do you want to be when you get older?" the children were asked.
"A firetruck!" shouted one.
"Supreme Grand Master, sir!" shouted another. Yup. I think we all know who.
The response: "Well, I don't have any kids; maybe you will be."

One of the most terrifying things a person can do?
Be asked to swing ssang jyel bong at a 7th degree black sash's head.