Friday, December 11, 2009

Things that are not fun

  1. Tremors
  2. Anxiety attacks
So alternating between them either sucks TWICE as much or FOUR TIMES as much. I'm not great at math, but I think there's better logic to say TWICE.

Ain't things grand?

-Sq

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Rude Gesture

I am so freakin' tired of people talking to me like I'm an idiot.
You're all jerkbags. I do know what I'm talking about, whether you're willing to take the time to listen to what I'm actually saying. Get over yourself, asshole.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Holy shit, I'm back

I don't know why this is on my mind, but I'm bored enough to record it. Maybe just so I can get it off my mind and onto a page. Mmmeh.

Things I think are stupid:
Paintball
Frisbee Golf (or "Frolf" if you're one of those pretentious dick types)

Paintball is just stupid. There's not much more to say than that. I don't know many other activities in which people spend so much money simply so they can experience pain and mess.

And frisbee golf? It's a bastardization of an actually FUN sport (ultimate frisbee) to appeal to a lazier clientele, by incorporating elements of the LEAST INTERESTING GAME KNOWN TO MAN.

Frisbees are meant for two purposes: Ultimate and beaning your dog in the head because he's too stupid to know how to catch.

Out.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

End of Blog

FUCK ALL OF THIS GODDAMNED SHIT