Saturday, February 7, 2009

Holy shit, I'm back

I don't know why this is on my mind, but I'm bored enough to record it. Maybe just so I can get it off my mind and onto a page. Mmmeh.

Things I think are stupid:
Paintball
Frisbee Golf (or "Frolf" if you're one of those pretentious dick types)

Paintball is just stupid. There's not much more to say than that. I don't know many other activities in which people spend so much money simply so they can experience pain and mess.

And frisbee golf? It's a bastardization of an actually FUN sport (ultimate frisbee) to appeal to a lazier clientele, by incorporating elements of the LEAST INTERESTING GAME KNOWN TO MAN.

Frisbees are meant for two purposes: Ultimate and beaning your dog in the head because he's too stupid to know how to catch.

Out.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

1. more often than not it's called disc golf, not frisbee golf. and it's really not even remotely based on ultimate save the fact that it also makes use of a flying disc, though the shapes of said discs are distinctly different than those of ultimate. comparing it to ultimate is kind of like comparing soccer to golf. everybody has a preference, and you're all wrong.

2. f paintball. not a fan.